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GINGERS, TO ARMS!!! - After years of enduring abuse and slander, our time has come. The Revolution is at hand! Today: Britain, tomorrow: the world!

TAGS: redheads everywhere theres too many game over man game over
Rating: 2.76/5

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MashiMashi - February 29, 2012, 8:56 pm
All the gingers at my gym have exceptional and proportional racks, If the girls fat they're humongus, if the girls skinny they're big.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:19 pm
Only the British care about Gingers....the rest of the world have better minorities too hate.......like Mexicans or albinos.
Woodywood03a - September 10, 2009, 7:50 pm
I love Red headed women. I would love to see a Red headed Japanese woman. Then I will say, "YES... THERE IS REALLY SOMEONE THAT LOVES ME!!!"
Jas - September 10, 2009, 6:58 pm
OMG those people are on fire! Help them!
rogueagent - September 10, 2009, 6:46 pm
I never understood why gingers got the abuse, I think red headed women are great.

Charge it -

TAGS: look book where charge it
Rating: 4.81/5

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Ism - April 23, 2013, 10:45 pm
C.I.S.P.A. cant Monitor & Control the Book... We should Burn It...
Krickit - April 23, 2013, 8:11 pm
OMG! WTF is u? 5

I TOOK THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED - And now I don't even know where the hell I am ...

Question -

TAGS: 2015 where are all the hover cars back to the future
Rating: 3.8/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:13 am
Like military research to develop a truly all-terrain that can float over sand dunes instead of getting stuck in them, wouldn't create the hovercar decades faster than the commercial industry? They didn't create drones to be kids toys.


TAGS: fat people go be somewhere else police guy funny lol lmao rofl fatass obesity obeses swat water hose
Rating: 2.35/5

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CJ - March 8, 2009, 4:44 pm
redundancy, stop it
not leox - January 5, 2009, 3:37 am
haha leox is fat!!!
leox - December 10, 2008, 11:56 am
skinny people, go be ugly somewhere else!
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am
It repeats.
Repeater - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:32 am


TAGS: where are they wytch
Rating: 4.66/5

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BoneCD - October 29, 2012, 6:25 pm
Simply 5L
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:47 pm
This is The Joy Of Painting!
Sensamilli - August 23, 2011, 2:35 pm
noobdood93 - August 16, 2011, 4:20 pm
fucken lolz dood

CARMEN + WALDO - You will NEVER find them!

TAGS: carmen sandiego san diego where s wheres waldo where is world earth on
Rating: 2.63/5

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agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:44 pm
In your case, "Carmen"="wit" and "Waldo"="funny"


REAL MEN DON'T CRY - Until the dog dies at the end.



TAGS: space sowewhere funny war poverty crime
Rating: 4/5

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Oiler - January 2, 2013, 1:30 pm
Oxygen: Responsible for War, Crime, Hunger and Poverty. I always wondered.
Treehodger - March 15, 2010, 11:34 pm
But is there Motifake? No? I'll stay here then. Lol.
xxxvampirecowboyxxx - March 15, 2010, 11:24 pm
It is a screen name.
rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:56 pm

OK vampire, why the xxx before and after name?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 15, 2010, 10:53 pm
Very nice...
rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:51 pm

nice 1st submission. welcome to Motifake


TAGS: you can dance anywhere even if only in your heart
Rating: 4.77/5

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Reality Lord - October 30, 2010, 5:26 pm

absolutely stunning. fav'd of course...5 without question.
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 9:29 pm
Ha!! a Texas pole dancer! me likes!!


TAGS: logicdude where are you
Rating: 4.31/5

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tatespa - November 20, 2012, 8:11 am
Shouldn't this be the craw???


TAGS: christmas theme halloween twist fear the hell fire while trying to guess where the beard went
Rating: 3.41/5

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G4briel - April 30, 2010, 5:19 am
She will not pay for my sins; I will pay her for many many sins...


TAGS: where there s a will
Rating: 4.82/5

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JackFace - December 22, 2010, 3:28 pm
Is it ok if I print this out and put it on my wall?
GFNeves - December 22, 2010, 2:11 pm
Fu***** hilarious, good job.


HOT POTATO - Fresh from I-da-Ho and shaved just the way you like. What more could a man ask for?

TAGS: a game for spud lovers everywhere turn the lights low shaved clean
Rating: 3.84/5

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AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:19 pm
An hourglass figure.
Cubbybear - January 27, 2010, 10:04 pm
one hell of a sexy potato


TAGS: where am i question calendar
Rating: 4.83/5

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Reality Lord - January 1, 2012, 11:54 am



TAGS: stick it where
Rating: 4.3/5

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Skulrath - October 19, 2011, 5:04 pm
Nope, sorry. And if I did, don't you think I'D be the one flirtin' with her? :P
pzykosiz - October 16, 2011, 7:42 pm
have you got her number?
Skulrath - October 16, 2011, 8:33 am
lol Trust me,I did :P But them eyes...I think I actually know that girl, too...
the1stCOMMI3 - October 16, 2011, 12:30 am
Then you would probably have noticed that she's a blonde or a very light brunette
Skulrath - October 15, 2011, 5:34 pm
I don't know, but those eyes are either photoshopped, or absolutely beautiful :D (Yes, I notice the most outta-the-way stuff)
mariand - October 14, 2011, 7:50 am
lol...please, tell me that is a wig...

I FOUND WALDO - I Found Waldo

even Hitler -

TAGS: where does that leave you
Rating: 4.71/5

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Iconoclast - August 13, 2014, 12:45 pm
Yeah. He loved her to death.



FOUND HIM! - ...wait, false alarm! It's Osama


TAGS: stethoscope goes where
Rating: 2.78/5

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agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:01 pm
So, how's that do-over workin' out for ya?
Sean - October 1, 2009, 9:58 pm
Sorry admin. I did a do-over called "COMPETENCE". Can you delete this please? Thanks.



TAGS: where are the restrooms
Rating: 4.5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 23, 2013, 2:54 pm
No, it's WING envy. Seals have long thought they should have wings, but instead Zeus gave wings to penguins. Heard it on the History Channel.
spacedog - September 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
Racist? I thought it was religiously intolerant. LOL.
forseti - September 8, 2010, 7:57 am
before reading the tags I thought there would be a racist meaning...*g* 5 Navy Seals

COELACANTH - From the depths of the oceans this prehistoric fish rises as a living dinosaur. Alive in modern times thanks to an underwater time travel device.

TAGS: where do you think all of those megalodon are coming from
Rating: 3.91/5

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hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 12:03 pm
Well that was a classic bait and switch. Here I thought it'd be dull, but the zinger at the end... Very nice.

F#CKING RUN! - The sh*t has hit the fan! I repeat! The sh*t has hit the fan! These motherf*ckers are playing Yu-Gi-Oh! If he lays a trap card, we're all F#CKED!

TAGS: in a worled where nerds get to be badass duelists reign game on yugioh fans
Rating: 3.27/5

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Mr. Shiny - January 29, 2010, 8:03 pm
I used to play this game, so this had me laughing.
Bartimaeus - January 29, 2010, 6:28 pm
I know. I know. lol I just couldn't get past the premise of the show...the fate of the world depending on a card game. The game itself was fun as shit though, back in the day.
R.S.Jake - January 29, 2010, 6:23 pm
Seriously? Yu-gi-oh? *sigh* I'm just messing with you. But you are right, this is very nerdy.

RUDE DOG - As cool as the poor kids could get in the 80s.

NEW BEGINNINGS - “The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to stay where you are.”

TAGS: where are you going
Rating: 4.73/5

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thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:31 pm
Stop motivating me. We are DEmotivational. LoL


TAGS: where s my t shirt rapture survive
Rating: 4.53/5

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dylanklj - May 26, 2011, 12:24 pm
i know, i want to as well!
Reality Lord - May 24, 2011, 4:17 pm

thi5 i5 awe5some. i kinda want to start selling the t-shirt

WHERE? - Dyslexia is a tragic learning disability for many, but there IS hope!

WHERE THE BLOODY HELL ARE YA? - And this detered people from coming to Australia?

TAGS: where hot girl bikini australia
Rating: 3.45/5

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Verdeckt - June 6, 2011, 7:12 am
As my uncle used to say.. there are three types of turd in this world... Mustard Custard and you, ya great #$%@!

How did she….why….when did -

TAGS: what where
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 24, 2015, 1:25 pm
Priceless!! L L L L L


TAGS: imagine blows reality laid everywhere
Rating: 4.79/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 4:47 pm
or a few b5cks, or a roofie, for that matter :)


TAGS: where is binladen assignment
Rating: 4.68/5

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rerun - February 7, 2011, 6:06 pm

not me, I wouldn't be caught anywhere near Pamela Anderson
Reality Lord - February 7, 2011, 7:28 am

it just hit me....age the beard and it looks like RR's avatar. hmmmmmmmmmmmm....


TAGS: toc is amsome where is the tape
Rating: 4.48/5

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Anonymous2 - July 30, 2010, 12:50 am
Wait... why's he wearing a helmet? That will only gain him an extra .000041 seconds of skull protection against that magma...
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 7:46 pm
thatonechick - July 29, 2010, 7:30 pm
No, all the evidence is destroyed on a quarterly basis. :( Safety first!
Faceplant31 - July 29, 2010, 7:29 pm
Any video evidence TOC?
GreyScorpion - July 29, 2010, 7:13 pm
I gave him a 5 for the flying wallenda dismount
thatonechick - July 29, 2010, 7:11 pm
I might also suggest a few tricks off the rim before you jump in. Much more fun to watch.
motifake - July 29, 2010, 2:22 pm

Airman - July 29, 2010, 1:53 pm
Faceplant31 - July 29, 2010, 1:36 pm
Thanks cub.
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 1:31 pm
A Masterpiece! One of your best. 5 sad poodles


TAGS: where the hell is 60 minutes when you need them
Rating: 4.42/5

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Sean - April 24, 2011, 7:11 pm
Hey, I aim to displease. And sorry if I happened to trigger any sea mammal related flashbacks -- that too would have been intentional.
Feasibly - April 24, 2011, 7:01 pm
Man, Sean you really know how to spoil a guy's Easter. There I was enjoying a nice day reading poster comments and you just clammed up! What a kill-joy...or is it killjoy?
Sean - April 24, 2011, 6:39 pm
As for the "submersion" not so much. You see I had passed out drunk in the cheap seats at Sea World. And it had grown late. Everyone had gone ... That's it. I can't do this. Too painful.
Sean - April 24, 2011, 6:30 pm
Oh the shame ....
Sean - August 12, 2010, 2:03 pm
I said DON'T ask.;
BrokenEye - August 12, 2010, 12:56 am
um. . .
Sean - February 24, 2010, 9:24 pm
If there's an aquatic loophole to be found in any given situation, Aggy's the wetback to call.
BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 10:57 am
@Aggy...LMFAO *tears*
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 10:56 am
Only your finger?
BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 10:55 am
5 poodles
BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 10:54 am
My wife and I swam with those guys...that's the first thing they warn you about...that, and don't stick your finger in their blow hole.
[email protected] - February 20, 2010, 7:31 am
I saw zat on one of those x-treme camera footage shows. They don't know where are goods are @ but they'll drag U 2 the deep end & give it the old college try
CpnKangaroo - February 20, 2010, 1:09 am
they are sneaky f*ckers.
Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 1:07 am
Say what, now? For real?
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 1:04 am
The plot thickens.

CHINA - Making the best toys since...well...ever. Who needs a f#ckin' recall?


MATING SEASON - And a hose just won't stop them!


TAGS: sorry about babe now where were we
Rating: 4.92/5

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Shottyz - October 11, 2010, 6:52 am
Classic... 5L
Reality Lord - October 11, 2010, 4:57 am

had the flu a week back dude...good luck with it....5L'd
BoneCD - October 11, 2010, 12:13 am
Glad you enjoyed it pzykosiz & Cubby...And I do have a touch of the flu Cubby...hahahahaha
pzykosiz - October 10, 2010, 8:57 pm
well, it's always good to prioritise. 5L's
Cubbybear - October 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
LOL...sick bastard 5/5

Somewhere in Canada -

TAGS: somewhere in canada
Rating: 4.79/5

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Oldsod - January 6, 2014, 4:53 pm
BRILLIANT. Just not quite enough duck tape to meet code...
maoworks2 - January 6, 2014, 11:45 am
Me Like That .5 Bottoms Up L'S
MissPriss - January 6, 2014, 11:17 am
Oh I can tell you exactly where in Canada!


BIG BANG THEORY - So THAT'S how it happened!

AHHH... TRACK AND FIELD - Where the REAL agony of da-feet takes its toll!

YOU SEE? - It's really not so bad. With the right amount of "stimulation", her PMS symptoms will be gone before you know what hit you!

TAGS: ash fearlessly going where angels fear to tread hail to the king baby
Rating: 2.94/5

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spacedog - October 5, 2009, 10:22 am
Damn funny Briton. There were lots of great posters yesterday.
Ed-Hyde - October 5, 2009, 7:18 am
Red wings, best when chunky.
rerun - October 4, 2009, 5:05 pm

polite? motifake? does not compute.....whenever have we shown any class (fallen poster comments excluded)
BoneCD - October 4, 2009, 4:24 pm
I was trying to be polite...but what the hey, what he said!
rerun - October 4, 2009, 4:18 pm

Im my biker lexicon it is the result of what your face looks like after going down on a woman who is on her period.
BoneCD - October 4, 2009, 12:49 pm
In biker terminology; it's a red hankie tied to the back of your bike...
MO - October 4, 2009, 11:20 am
They play hockey down south somewhere right??
rerun - October 4, 2009, 11:18 am

I wonder how many people understand Red Wings
Narutarded - October 4, 2009, 11:13 am
Congratulations! You've just earned your red wings!

RETARDS - They're Everywhere

Out of No Where -

TAGS: plan running cop out where
Rating: 4.94/5

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mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 2:01 pm
Gawd, I HATE it when that happens! 5 ROTFL lions

Tough Love -




TAGS: children day little ankle biters know where youre the weakest
Rating: 4.69/5

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ICEMAN - March 16, 2010, 8:58 am
A solid 5 right to the groin.
GreyScorpion - March 16, 2010, 8:53 am
thanks guys!! :)
LogicDude - March 16, 2010, 8:18 am
And don't let him get started on the b00bs! "Yer mine from the nuts down - LET'S DANCE POPS!!!" 5L!
spacedog - March 15, 2010, 10:15 pm
Excellent GS, 5Ls.
lesterinside - March 15, 2010, 10:11 pm
Whoa!!!! 5L
f0rseti - March 15, 2010, 9:45 pm

WRINKLES - Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. Mark Twain

TAGS: wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been
Rating: 4.57/5

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GaryO - November 16, 2012, 4:09 pm
shyt, culos' comment is over two years old, and I'm gonna laugh at it in another two years..LOL..big time
culos - June 3, 2010, 10:09 am
At my age you notice that your wiener must have smiled a lot over the years
Faceplant31 - June 3, 2010, 9:55 am
Nice one Chef.


TAGS: where is the admiral when we need him
Rating: 4.5/5

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Robikus - September 13, 2011, 2:29 pm
Schrodinger has gone too far!
AdmiralAckbar - October 29, 2010, 12:26 am
5 support payments
agdaniele - October 28, 2010, 11:21 pm
Wait for us over there.
panic8 - October 28, 2010, 11:12 am
The Name of the Cat is Schroedinger? BTW, there's a similar naughtyfake with the subject "Venus Fly Trap"...


SNOW - Enjoy it while you can, Sister Rose...

TAGS: coats jackets long sleeves aren t neccessary where your goin chuckles
Rating: 3.9/5

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spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:31 pm
Well done Jmac.

EVOLUTION - How Far Are You Developed?

SEPTEMBER 11, 2001 -

TAGS: dedicated to loyal fox news viewers everywhere
Rating: 2.83/5

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Carbohydrate - November 6, 2009, 10:49 am
Is it bad for me? LOL
Ed-Hyde - August 21, 2009, 8:11 am
Wow, The Joke, you utterly missed it. *Opens the timmy gate* That's it, 15 minutes in the Timmy room and write "I will read the WHOLE poster before I comment" 100 times.
Voland - August 21, 2009, 7:47 am
Your a characteristic, american redneck! Attend the facts and think first!
Reality Lord - August 21, 2009, 6:26 am

i like the poster but hussien had nothing to do with 9/11
Derek - August 21, 2009, 3:34 am
Fat, salt, carbohydrate... ironic it's all bad for you.

World of Warcraft -

TAGS: of warcraft where you can go from having a life to know life in 50 levels
Rating: 2.54/5

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Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:35 pm
And what do you play with Timmy? Nevermind...I know what you play with. Don't worry. Your mom was just trying to scare you into finding a real girl. You won't go blind. But when you finally get a girl you'll just love the tangy tingle of pepper spray.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:04 pm
You know what else sucks? Everything in World of Warcraft and people who play it.
Shtoink - October 28, 2008, 3:11 am
auto 5 for being a wow poster... but its 70 levels now! 80 in half a month... and sunken temple sucked



TAGS: where were you
Rating: 5/5

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lesterinside - September 14, 2010, 9:57 am
jameswnash - September 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
well said
Hawamleh - September 13, 2010, 4:59 pm
Simple Yet Epic, 5ls
spacedog - September 13, 2010, 4:41 pm
Or superb... yeah.
spacedog - September 13, 2010, 4:40 pm
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 2:30 pm

MOTHER NATURE - the great equalizer

TAGS: go where its warm
Rating: 4.94/5

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Weapon X - November 26, 2010, 3:34 am
Funny as hell...reminds me of this story about these two guys on my ship and this homeless chick when we went to Victoria, British Colombia...
TheGoat - September 18, 2010, 10:10 am
why else do you think Vancouver has 3 times the homeless rate of Toronto?
forseti - September 18, 2010, 7:53 am
so evil!
Claire - September 18, 2010, 2:16 am
I lol'd hard. This is great.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 6:58 pm
I keep them with my shotgun....just to make it easy on the cops...
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 6:54 pm
Fridge full of condiments, huh? I guess we will just have to go do a sauce run, you still got those ski masks?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 6:51 pm
All I have is hot sauce....seriously, I don't even have milk, bread or eggs....But I got hot sauce.
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 6:50 pm
o yea, cuz your fat, thats whats with the fat jokes. (sorry that thought slipped my mind while thinking bout kobe kiddo kabobs)
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 6:49 pm
I prefer bbq suace, and lets substitute my kids for some of my nephews. Lil bastards, i got the ranch if you got the bbq sauce
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 6:47 pm
Why the fat jokes?......I'll eat your children.....If you've got Ranch dressing...(nothing worse than bland children)
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 6:42 pm
F*CK YOU Mooooooooooooooooo, you over weight bovine bitch! (nothing but love)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 6:23 pm
Eat a dick Faceplant!!!!! all in good fun (no seriously, eat a dick)
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 5:06 pm
Love it! Nice smileys guys!
Reality Lord - September 17, 2010, 5:05 pm

oh yeah....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 3:39 pm
True dat....5L



TAGS: where i want to retire cubby
Rating: 4.92/5

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spacedog - August 14, 2010, 7:01 pm
agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 5:07 pm
Beautiful thought.


TAGS: atryu where are you
Rating: 4.71/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 6:45 pm
The photo used is inaccurate. Everyone knows that Laundry is women's work. (Yes, I'm joking!)
mizzdizz - February 16, 2016, 11:40 am
Stole it---ran it up a flagpole and all that!
mizzdizz - February 16, 2016, 11:39 am
----f-ing symbol fairie! Haven't seen 'Hal', but Uncle and 2 aunts in frats---heard the stories!!! HAHAHAHA! Chicks are worse---MUCH worse! They're just better at keeping it quiet! LOL! I don't miss the mankini! 1 of my aunts has one as a trophy! -----
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 8:39 pm
Worse... Ever see the thong in "Shallow Hal"?
mizzdizz - February 15, 2016, 8:13 am
The frat? You're in college--- yup! you'd never live it down, NEVER! Especially if they were 'granny panties'! LOL!
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 6:46 am
i told her: Make-SURE the dryer is EMPTY when she's done! Gawd!what if I waited until I got back to the frat to fold them? I'd never be able to live it down!
mizzdizz - February 14, 2016, 5:58 am
HAHAHAHA!!!! Yup, Nick! Your Mom's----I believe you----suuuuuuure! LOL!
NickDahlmier - February 14, 2016, 12:13 am
I just did a big bin's worth while watching the latest Bond film. Nothing like watching "Spectre" while washing, drying & folding various shirts, socks & panti--Wait, how'd these get in here? Dammit, Mom!
rerun - January 13, 2016, 7:44 pm

Knock off the comments & abusive tone guys (you two seasoned vets know better). If you don't like a poster, low or no vote it. To tear apart the contributor isn't acceptable. I hope I am very clear on this.
steve1961 - January 13, 2016, 2:42 pm
Wow...I never thought I'd be the voice of reason but you guys all need to take it down a notch. LOL Go do some laundry.
Greeny - January 13, 2016, 1:59 pm
mizzdizz - January 13, 2016, 1:50 pm
The comments section of the forum is for commenting on the poster, not for complaining about the site. What the 2 of you did was wrong. Greeny opened the door, you followed him. What the 2 of you did was wrong.
GaryO - January 13, 2016, 11:10 am
Yer still on spin cycle? Apologize to Meenie for your last misdirected rant. That’s what should be on yer agenda...whats the word you use?...ah, yes...’lint’, this is boring lint. Like you say, take it to the forum. Everybody else has moved on
mizzdizz - January 13, 2016, 10:32 am
It is WRONG to use someone's poster as a medium to vent complaints against the site. My complaint is against BOTH of you.
GaryO - January 12, 2016, 8:55 pm
Now, as for retribution, I think YOU! owe Meenie (a very very good Motifaker) an acceptance of his apology fter your little misdirected tirade last time..IF...he’s still here...
GaryO - January 12, 2016, 8:53 pm
Ease up on the histrionics. Yer all over the board. Just less ‘fluff’. You might find quality over quantity beats hell outta ‘spending hours’ on ‘lame jokes’...we sure would. (you’ve made good posters, so I know it’s possible)
GaryO - January 12, 2016, 8:52 pm
‘This is unacceptable! You should be disciplined!’ whaddaya suggest, the internet rack?
GaryO - January 12, 2016, 8:51 pm
Rant? Flame? Geeezus, for someone who portrays themselves as life seasoned and salty, you sure come apart at the seams with little tugging..(#179884...Planter’s, no salt).
Greeny - January 12, 2016, 3:43 pm
I turned it into a rant? Prior to this post the word count stands at 84 for me & your word count is 373...
mizzdizz - January 12, 2016, 3:37 pm
I will not allow myself or my work to be used in this way. An individual should not be at the receiving end of the groups frustration with the site. What you and Gary O did was WRONG!!!!
mizzdizz - January 12, 2016, 3:29 pm
you turned it into a rant against the quality of the site, you opened the door for others to participate and turn it into a free-for-all to insult and degrade my poster for whomever has a gripe about the site, using my poster and myself as the scapegoat--
mizzdizz - January 12, 2016, 3:15 pm
grievances with the site is wrong! It turns your issues with the quality of the site into a personal attack against the maker of the poster. Proof that I'm right--there are no suggestions on how to improve this poster or any I make in the future. When--
mizzdizz - January 12, 2016, 3:08 pm
The poster isn't 5L, but its not crap either. Its obvious that you don't understand the references being used. Your issues with the mods, quality of the site, blong on the forum or make a poster. To turn someone's poster into a venue for airing your-----
Greeny - January 12, 2016, 12:39 pm
Calm down pretty please - I'm only interested in the quality standards of this site, not uncorking your bottle.
mizzdizz - January 12, 2016, 12:09 pm
NO!!!! You do NOT have the right to take your frustration with the site out on one of my posters!!!! Use the forum!!! By doing this, you have turned your frustration with the site into a personal attack. This is unacceptable! You should be disciplined!
GaryO - January 11, 2016, 11:08 pm
thesoullessginger - January 11, 2016, 11:03 pm
feel free dearest to create whatever you please . its good to be the king and I have your permission to say so....lol
thesoullessginger - January 11, 2016, 11:01 pm
I as a male appreciate the humor of it ... love that movie. but then again I might be "limited" lol or maybe I just have a broader appreciation of humor in all its many splendid colors.
GaryO - January 11, 2016, 10:17 pm
dammmmm, oh well, might as well make this poster a sounding board since the door was opened. 393 users on line today....24,450 users on line two years ago. Yes, its becoming a very limited audience
Greeny - January 11, 2016, 10:05 pm
You don't get it - calling a crap poster fit for "limited audience" is sidestepping the problem. Scrolling through limited audience posters is not what we are here for. They should stop altogether.
GaryO - January 11, 2016, 10:00 pm
ah, 'comedic gold'...I see
mizzdizz - January 11, 2016, 9:50 pm
Greeny is correct about the photo. This is a calendar poster so I had to use a picture that is a little more pixilated than I like. The guy's expression is perfect and the fact that he's overwhelmed by 2 small loads is comedic gold!
GaryO - January 11, 2016, 9:19 pm
to wit
mizzdizz - January 11, 2016, 9:17 pm
Limited audience is not an admission of mediocrity. It means that I understand and accept that a lot of people won't appreciate the humor. Its the same as if this were a Xanth poster. Dated, funny if you understand it, makes no sense at all if you don't.
GaryO - January 11, 2016, 9:05 pm
If you create, create your best. Admitted mediocre is both an open door and an escape hatch...a lame excuse. Risk much. It’s a greater benefit....to everyone.
mizzdizz - January 11, 2016, 8:26 pm
Due to the fact that this isn't the first poster I've made that has a limited audience, I'm sure it will. Please feel free to express your opinion when it does. I respect someone who bucks the crowd to say what they think needs to be said.(no sarcasm)
Greeny - January 11, 2016, 8:12 pm
Let us hope it never happens again
mizzdizz - January 11, 2016, 6:38 pm
Thanks for your honesty Greeny. Its a lame joke and the joke is at least 10 years old, but its still one of my favorites. I realized that the poster was going to have limited appeal when I made it. Thanks again for your honesty.
Greeny - January 11, 2016, 3:05 pm
1L poster. I cannot vote 1L, but I can say 1L. Crap picture and the wording contains little thought. It's sad to see this approved.
mizzdizz - January 11, 2016, 11:40 am
Thanks, Cern! I'm facing a mini mountain right now! LOL! Missed 3 days!
concern3 - January 11, 2016, 11:11 am
Amen sister


TAGS: where the fuck is ceiling
Rating: 4.67/5

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agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 2:25 am
Have a good night, Pzy... you're rocketing upward... love your stuff!
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 10:34 pm
Top notch!
Reality Lord - July 25, 2010, 10:32 pm

Cubbybear - July 25, 2010, 10:27 pm
LOL....5 Where the F*cks

HI YA KIDS... - Wait, where are ya going? Aren't ya gonna give Grampa a hug? And introduce me to your friends? Why are you crying?



TAGS: where there s a will
Rating: 4.38/5

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CANADA - April 15, 2010, 2:46 pm
I seen this done into the back of a dump truck with an excavator

C O V E R T - Sometimes it is necessary to remain unseen to accomplish a goal, uncover a secret, or ascertain tactical information.



TAGS: try this in the snow and ice with rabbits everywhere
Rating: 2.94/5

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ROFLninja - April 15, 2010, 5:19 pm
What is that a pic of?


TAGS: my glass is half empty wheres that wench with my refill
Rating: 2.92/5

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Faceplant31 - March 19, 2010, 2:58 pm
No i pay no attention nor mind to politics.
TED - March 19, 2010, 2:52 pm
Oh this has GOT to have something to do with Obama stimulus money...

YOU HAVE ARRIVED - There really is a place called "The Middle of Nowhere"

TAGS: arrived middle of nowhere really
Rating: 5/5

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falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:36 pm
But be careful; these hills have eyes.

visionary inventor of the mobile phone -

Collaboration -

TAGS: work halfway self righteous nowhere shack
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - June 17, 2013, 5:53 pm
Thanks everyone.
TheOne - June 16, 2013, 10:29 pm
Certainly a profound picture. 5L
Sho - June 16, 2013, 5:05 pm
Don't even have to check who made it. Already knew it was you. Like your style Space. 5&f
GaryO - June 16, 2013, 4:14 pm
Were, I wood shale, but it shood be quite apparent that I’ve over OD’d, and it's are gon
Greeny - June 16, 2013, 3:54 pm
Can I have some of what you're havin Gary?
GaryO - June 16, 2013, 3:20 pm
Yup, ‘tis a truth. Extremely were depicted, space.
Greeny - June 16, 2013, 2:36 pm
5 9-5's Space
Reality Lord - June 16, 2013, 1:38 pm

a5 u5ual....5tellar. love this...fav'd

Ikea Kat -



TAGS: burnt out strike anywhere tth
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - August 1, 2010, 1:53 pm
Beauty! 5L
Sean - August 1, 2010, 1:35 pm
Good thing he kept his damn flaming to hisself, eh? Could a been quite the massacre. 5.
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 1:33 pm
I love it today! Crew is taking hold of the submissions... it's almost like we're back in the roaring 2009's!
rerun - August 1, 2010, 10:51 am

I may have to add those to my tags as well....
TheTrashHeap - August 1, 2010, 10:49 am
Thanks Rerun. The Hebrew He-man, The Yiddish Yoda.
rerun - August 1, 2010, 10:25 am

fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic.


TAGS: where i became cubby cildhood horror
Rating: 4.64/5

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Cubbybear - November 10, 2010, 7:44 pm
Thanks...love the slippers too
spacedog - November 10, 2010, 6:58 pm
Nice one Cubby.
Airman - November 10, 2010, 11:13 am
glad they fit! To be truthful, I regifted the value pack of Air Fresheners you sent me. But the thought was there
GreyScorpion - November 10, 2010, 9:15 am
I have those same slippers!! Airman gave them to me last Christmas. 5L



TAGS: know where you re going in life you may already be there
Rating: 4.6/5

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redhdsrbst - June 16, 2010, 8:06 pm
LoL'd and then 5L'd .. very nice
erock - June 16, 2010, 1:23 pm
good one wiceman
lesterinside - March 5, 2010, 9:09 pm
It won't let me.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:09 pm
lester the merciful!
lesterinside - March 5, 2010, 9:08 pm
You deserve the spot. Another 5L. I hope i wont get banned for 5Ling you. just felt like we need some sensible stuff up there.
lesterinside - March 5, 2010, 9:08 pm
You deserve the spot. Another 5L. I hope i wont get banned for 5Ling you. just felt like we need some sensible stuff up there.
rerun - March 4, 2010, 8:51 pm

lesterinside - March 4, 2010, 8:45 pm
And then.... I give you 5L
TheWiceMan - March 4, 2010, 4:36 pm
Just wanna say thanks to the people that voted on this :) My first time on top 5, wooo ^^
Derek - March 4, 2010, 3:29 pm
Philosophy; worth more than any MBA. 5L4U!
R.S.Jake - March 4, 2010, 1:23 pm
God! I want to that right now!


TAGS: could be a song in there somewhere
Rating: 4.6/5

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Airman - July 2, 2010, 4:51 pm
your heart is an open book - 5


TAGS: bitch gotta start somewhere
Rating: 4.39/5

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angus90 - June 15, 2010, 6:31 pm
Disney font is a nice touch

PRUDES - Heck is where people go when they die If they don't believe in Gosh

DIGNITY - Everybody is somebody somewhere Clearly, your 'somewhere' is somewhere else

CONGRATULATIONS KRIS! - Finally a Guy man enough to attempt to fill the hole Ray-J left behind. Good Luck!

TAGS: where are my car keys
Rating: 4/5

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mariand - September 7, 2011, 5:39 pm
let they re5t in peace!...lol



TAGS: moving to edmonton where it doesn t snow
Rating: 3.76/5

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CANADA - October 28, 2009, 9:36 pm
hey Haar, im aboot 100 miles north of the border
spacedog - October 28, 2009, 9:30 pm
LOL! You are welcome anytime my viking friend. What is this snow you speak of?
BoneCD - October 28, 2009, 4:28 pm
You kids play indoors today
Haarakkon - October 28, 2009, 4:09 pm
If I'm not mistaken, this picture was taken about halfway between where you are and where I'm at, Canada.
CANADA - October 28, 2009, 4:03 pm
get lots of them here!

JAY CUTLER - The only thing he does worse than quarterbacking is comedy, but he's still like 10 times better than Sarah Silverman.

TAGS: somewhere kenny stabler and frank reich are cringing
Rating: 2.76/5

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Sean - February 13, 2010, 4:40 pm
You went around the block twice, just to take a swipe at the love of my life? I'm strangly flattered ... no I'm not. Silverman rules.
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 4:36 pm
Sarah is hilarious!

ATHEISM - Nobody cares. Where's your God now?

TAGS: atheism god jesus allah religion internet where s your god now nobody cares
Rating: 2.71/5

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BrokenEye - August 11, 2010, 12:07 am
I never knew that atheists had a god. You'd think that I'd know that, considering I am one. But hey, MotiFake never lies, so it must be true. Right? Move aside, dictionary. Dalton apparently knows more than you.
C'pn Kangaroo - December 31, 2009, 2:03 pm
Hey, what do atheists say when they're in bed? OH DARWIN that feels good
dethklok260 - July 19, 2009, 9:10 pm
I very much doubt that that chart is accurate.And it does not include other major religions,such as Budhism or Hinduism. Case in point,that chart is Very not good at salad.
z - October 31, 2008, 6:21 pm
Must be all that swearing.
NREEEOW - October 24, 2008, 4:44 pm
...nowhere. Because thats what atheism is.
FFDD - October 15, 2008, 3:34 pm
nobody caring doesn't make it not true
Noth - October 2, 2008, 8:08 pm
Include "Google" in the graph. Where is your God now?


TAGS: cant take him anywhere
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sean - November 13, 2010, 5:21 pm
I remember that day. The short bus was in the shop.
culos - November 1, 2010, 6:23 pm
I spent too much time playin wife on many nights. Four months ago you promised me by now I'd have my wedding ring You've shown no committment to me, I cannot blame you for using me If I continue to let this be Cause shacking with a man just ain't me.
rerun - November 1, 2010, 6:06 pm

not a freaking chance
culos - November 1, 2010, 6:05 pm
do you promise to be gentle with me?
rerun - November 1, 2010, 6:02 pm

you liked it last time.
culos - November 1, 2010, 5:59 pm
Promising you won't use your teeth doesn't make it any better!
rerun - November 1, 2010, 5:52 pm

come on Culos, I promise I won't bite
culos - November 1, 2010, 5:21 pm
Hell No! 5 major moons to you...


TAGS: who what where how cubby
Rating: 4.92/5

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agdaniele - January 5, 2011, 1:58 pm
Very very nice.


TAGS: somewhere in dallas rerun
Rating: 4.78/5

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ICEMAN - September 14, 2010, 11:15 pm
Soooprise soooprise. He was in a Walmart.
rerun - September 14, 2010, 8:08 pm

It's the latest im mens bras, it is uplifting and provides all the support I want....and I can stash my cell phone in there
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 7:20 pm
Nice rack Rerun!
GreyScorpion - September 14, 2010, 6:40 pm
LOL!!! 5L
ICEMAN - September 14, 2010, 6:06 pm
Very slimming. 5L


TAGS: phydeaux roast i don t want to know where you plugged that cord in
Rating: 4.75/5

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Chef - June 9, 2010, 5:46 pm
Oh... I heard it was the pink Piccolo! 5 flesh tone Ls

MARK - is hilarious.

TAGS: where is this taco bell located i want to know
Rating: 4.64/5

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Jericho - March 5, 2010, 8:16 pm
God This Commercial Is Dumb, But Hey That's TV.



TAGS: i heard this joke somewhere and laughed my ass off
Rating: 4.52/5

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Randamba - May 4, 2011, 2:31 pm
She's Japanese, that's Saaya Irie, she stopped some fight between china and japan cause of her chest.
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 8:28 pm
RE-married.... (see #102846) - hilarious, Cpn! 5L
rerun - June 19, 2010, 6:49 pm

I always love good Thai. Cubby....you have a daughter? I thought you just got married two years ago.
Cubbybear - June 19, 2010, 6:38 pm
She looks Chinese...thank Gawd she's not my daughter 5/5